MultiDim scientists have been unable to determine the exact point of divergence for Rollerblade World, but the mentality is hard to ignore — lavish casinos that dole out real silver coins instead of cheesy plastic counterparts, and a relaxed atmosphere that has converted Golden Gate Park’s Conservatory (right) into a palatial gambling Mecca. That’s not to say that people here aren’t safe — on the contrary, padding supplies flow freely like wine at a Bacchian festival for the casual ‘blader.
Rollerblade World
Enjoy a nice leisurely skate around Golden Gate Park, or blow your life savings in one of San Francisco’s premiere casinos! It’s all a crap shoot in this wacky version of the Bay Area!
Dimensional Coordinates // 324.123.562.222
Divergence Date // Unknown.
Parallel History
Travel Advisory
If you’re worried about rough landings from a sliding vortex, this is the place to pick up supplies to pad your sore spots.