Map of the Mind
// E0811 · Originally aired
Diana literally loses her mind on an Earth where all artists are imprisoned and their brains surgically altered.
- Written By // Robert Masello
- Director // Paul Raimondi
- Music // Danny Lux
Reviews
// Earth Prime
This episode once again demonstrates the production team’s almost perverse insistence on taking compelling ideas and executing them in the most half-assed way possible.
// Think of a Roulette Wheel
The human consciousness is connected to the multiverse. The multiverse is connected to the head bone. The head bone is connected to the dumb bone.
// External Reviews
Worlds Visited

Colorless World
A corporate United States has removed all forms of free expression as a way of controlling the populace, and those who resist are rounded up and placed in asylums.

Brunch World
There’s a bench, a restaurant and not much else.
Details
- The sign reads OAKWOOD NEURAL REMAPPING INSTITUTE.
- THINK ALIKE signs are peppered throughout the institute and are spray painted in the Art Gallery.
- When Mallory changes clothes during the riot, the door he enters reads “Locker Room—Laundry.”
- Jane White is in Room 12.
- Sean Carter is an Intern studying in Cognitive Therapy.
- Storefronts in Los Angeles include “Men’s Clothing Store,” “Max Von Bloom—Attorney at Law” and “Art Gallery.”
- The notice at the art gallery reads “Notice: this facility has been found in VIOLATION of federal order #534B, the Creative Curtailment Act.”
- There’s a music store down the street from the art gallery.
- Doctor Ruskin operates in Room 108.
- The Oakwood Institute is about three miles outside downtown L.A.
Character Information
- Diana’s hobbies include painting.
- Rembrandt grew up in a Baptist community.
Notable Quotes
- “So did we slide into a prison without getting captured, thus eliminating the usual gunplay and middlemen?”—Maggie.
- “Oh yeah, that’s right.”—Rembrandt, stupidly, after telling a guy that works at the insane asylum he just escaped from that he’s a singer, which is illegal on this world.
- “I miss Tom Snyder!”—Pajama Guy.
“Everybody does!”—Rembrandt. - “When you grow up in a Baptist church some things just stick with you.”—Rembrandt after his Cuckoo’s Nest-style speech to the inmates.
Money Matters
- Rembrandt and Maggie have enough money for a room at the Chandler and a couple of beers, but not enough for a ride into town by a taxi.
Nitpicks and Errors
- Mallory comes flying out of the vortex head first. In the next shot, he’s laying face up in some plants. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way.
- What is the deal with that black woman’s voice? It’s really odd, and it doesn’t synch up with her lips. Bad post-production editing?
- “Brain Nazis?” Come on…
- On a world where creativity is curtailed, do you really think they’d sell beer?
Guest Starring
- Paul Sand as Doctor Malcolm White
- Claudette Roche as Doctor Alice Ruskin
- Michael McCraine as Jane White
- Jonathan Brent as Sean Carter
- Tamara L. Bass as Stacy
- Phil Parolisi as Pajama Man
Script Archive
Click on the links below to download rare scripts, outlines, and memos associated with this episode.
January 27, 1999
2nd White Revisions

