
Broadcast History
Original Airdate
August 6, 1999
Production Code
E0807
Network Code
SL-508
Ratings
Rating: 0.8
Logline
On a world where even red meat has a Prohibition, Rembrandt steps in as a jazz singer in a notorious speakeasy after his crooked cop double kills the owner's pianist.
- Written by: Janét Saunders & Jennifer McGinnis
- Directed by: Jeff Woolnough
- Edited by: Casey Brown
- Music by: Danny Lux
Synopsis
The Sliders land in a world reminiscent of the Roaring Twenties. But instead of bootleg liquor, caffeine is prohibited and the Hippo Club deals heavily in it. The Sliders help out Angie, a beautiful nightclub singer and owner of the Hippo Club whose staff quits when a murder occurs outside her club. But the show must go on. With the help of the Sliders, it does. Rembrandt is in his element performing at the piano and providing back-up vocals for Angie. Maggie plays waitress, Diana fills in for the cigarette girl, and Mallory tends bar. Dropper Daddy, a notorious gangster, is looking for a new supplier of caffeine. But before Dropper Daddy can locate one, Angie's lover Harrell is killed by a crooked cop, Rembrandt Brown -- our Rembrandt's alternate in this world. Dropper Daddy and his goons kidnap Angie, believing she has the information he wants, and rough her up to make her talk. The Sliders work with the police to bust Dropper Daddy's operation and to save Angie. With a new lease on life, Angie decides to close the Hippo Club and devote herself to singing.


Caffeine World: A Prohibition-style United States where not only is caffeine outlawed, but red meat, alcohol and tobacco. Finally, someone's gotten it right!
The Details
- The Chandler Hotel on this world is known as the Hippo Club.
- The sign in front of the Hippo Club reads "Angie Morgan and the Sweet Thunder Revue."
- Diana drinks coffee with tainted caffeine.
- Harrell lives in apartment 4B.
- Harrell's notebook reads:
The Columbian connection is a guy named Medellin Max. He'll make the drop at the club at 4 a.m. Wednesday. Do I let Wells in on this, or make the bust myself? And what about Brownie?
Notable Quotes
- "Men are pathetic." — Maggie.
"Amen." — Diana. - "Stop sampling the merchandise, Alfalfa." — Rembrandt, to Mallory, after Mallory complains about the lack of good hooch at the Hippo Club.
- "Why can't we just hit the ATM machines like we usually do? I mean, I have a Ph.D., for crying out loud." — Diana, curious why the Sliders took a one night job at the Hippo Club.
- "No offense, but your boyfriend isn't much of a housekeeper." — Mallory, on the cleanliness of Harrell's ransacked apartment.

With the passage of the Gephardt Act, even caffeine was banned here. Finally, the American government had removed a liberty that once flowed freely across the country like booze, cigarettes and beef before it. While it's unknown how massive tobacco, alcohol and coffee bean PACs were looked over by Congress and Senate, the result is clear: a cleaner living America.
But what about those people who crave caffeine and other items prohibited in this country? Speakeasies, throwbacks to the 1920s, have flourished by providing people with illegal hooch, tobacco and caffeine. In fact, the 1920s atmosphere is everywhere in this United States, showing that laissez faire didn't really help fedora sales.
In Los Angeles, a major speakeasy is the Hippo Club, owned by lounge singer Angie Morgan. Morgan supplies her customers with synthetic caffeine mixed with sugar. While the synthetic stuff is just as good at giving people a buzz, it's also got some irritating side effects, like seizures. And, well, death.
Song Lyrics
- Rembrandt plays an impromptu jazz tune on the piano.
- Rembrandt performs "The Java Jive" with Angie Morgan.
The Blues | play song
Composed by Cleavant Derricks
Performed by Cleavant Derricks
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He Must Be Dreaming | play song
Written by Peter Andrews
Performed by Jennifer Leigh Warren and Cleavant Derricks
My mind's in such a state
My man has gone away
Oh, Lord, what a mess
I need some tenderness
He must be sleepin'
Could he be dreamin'?
Where can my baby be?
Well, I've been down before
And each time he loved me more
Now I feel so alone
Tryin' to make it on my own
He must be sleepin'
Could he be dreamin'?
Where can my baby be?
Where can?
We've all been down before
You need love that much more
And you're never so alone
As tryin' to make it on your own, little girl
He must be sleepin' (Nice n' easy)
Could he be dreamin'?
Where can my baby be?
Where can my baby be?
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He Must Be Dreaming (reprise) | play song
Written by Peter Andrews
Performed by Sandahl Bergman and the Hippo Club Dancers
Neatpicks
- Rembrandt hasn't flexed his card-playing abilities since second season's The Good, The Bad and the Wealthy.
Money Matters
- Uh, oh! The Sliders are low on cash? So what do they do to rectify the situation? Rembrandt takes a job as the new pianist at the Hippo Club, while Mallory works the bar and Diana and Maggie peddle illegal caffeine.
Additional Cast
| Jennifer Leigh Warren | Angie Morgan |
| Dwayne Adway | Dropper Daddy |
| Sandahl Bergman | Lead Female Dancer |
| Shane Stevens1 | Harrell |
| Carlos Alvarado | Gangster #1 |
| Michael Warren | Detective Wells |
Co-starring:
| Paul Richards | Bartender |
| Dean Wein | Gangster #2 |
- Shane Stevens also appears as a Kromagg Soldier in Strangers and Comrades.


